funniest birthday messages

"Hey, happy happy 21st birthday wen. But don't drink 2 much. Will call tomo as u r prob asleep n i m off 2 bed. Love u lots."
7:24 am 11/11/07
text message from my mum
LOL

"dear life partner,
i still have our costco card. i'm going to hold it hostage until after your birthday. unfortunately, that might just mean that ryan will have to take over costco sunday duties. so sad--tisktisk.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
12:55am 11/11/07
facebook wallpost from sarah

"happy birthday lil! now you don't have to borrow my id anymore~
can we still be friends?
i love you!"
11:24am 11/11/07
facebook wallpost from amy

"HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY TELL ME WENDI GOHHH... I HOPE YOU LIKED YOUR BHANGRA LAP DANCE"
1:01pm 11/11/07
facebook wallpost from salima
it was a great lap dance

"it was your birthday? DOh sorry other lover... i'll have to make it up to you ;) shhh dont tell ying ying!"
8:26am 11/14/07
facebook wallpost from phillip